As Napoleon Bonaparte once said: "If you want something done right, do it yourself." This Kayak spot features the Napoleon of farming—a woman who would rather stuff her clothes with hay, climb onto a wooden pole, and scream at the birds herself than rely on a scarecrow. We suspect she's been let down in the past.
She's got a fantastic scream, for sure, but she also fails to spook any birds whatsoever. If she would just let Kayak compare hundreds of travel sites at once for her, she can channel what's left of her sanity into a vacation. Otherwise, the crows have all the entertainment they could ever need.
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