Scotland's new lottery is called The Scotto. "What the Holyrood does that mean?" we hear you ask. Well, The Scotto is a portmanteau of "Scotland" and—you guessed it—"lotto". It's genius in a mad way, with mad underlined so much that our felt tip pen's run out. You might as well embrace the insanity now, as we still need ads like this to keep us on our toes.
After all, when else do you get to see a man use a traffic cone as a megaphone—except, maybe, on a Christmas night out? Or hear inane dialogue like, "If only there was a lottery you could win every day!" Even if you'd like to shove a traffic cone down Mr Scotto's throat, life's a bit more interesting with him in it.
Product Category: Lotteries / Pools