"Can I Get a Doc"

8 January 2026

30s

Star treatment.

Last year, Coinbase released a peach of a commercial about a banker who talked like an auctioneer. This Zocdoc spot has the exact same energy, as two livestock auctioneers take a moment to shoot the breeze. Both talk at a hundred miles per hour every day, but one feels like no one really listens. That's why he's keen to see a psychotherapist as soon as possible.

Not only is the rapid-fire back-and-forth between the two ridiculous and hilarious (much like the American health system, to be honest), it's sweet to see two grown men talk about mental health in such an affable, compassionate way. They're still auctioneers at the end of the day, of course, so talk of a four-star shrink causes the would-be patient to say: "How about a five, five, five?"

The Southern cherry on top is the "love you, buddy" and one-armed-hug-slash-shoulder-bump as the two part ways. They look out for each other, but there's also cattle to be sold—a small touch that directors Adam & Dave get spot on.

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