"The Master of Speed and Stability"

9 January 2026

4 mins 50s

I also know kung fu.

Whether you know him as IShowSpeed or just plain old Speed, Darren Jason Watkins Jr is kind of a big deal. One of the most successful streamers in the world, he knows how to get views, likes, and subs… but does he know kung fu? He visited the Shaolin Temple in China last year, which is a start, but someone in the chat, ZenAF8, claims he needs more than speed to become a true warrior.

Cue another trip to China, where Speed promises to learn true stability from the leader of a, er, ancient kung fu temple. Dubbed in that classic kung fu film way (DAVID still loves 'Wayne's World 2''s take on the trope), the master of balance presents Speed with a not-so-ancient tool: a pair of Powerbeats Pro 2 earbuds. They stay put, so Speed can throw himself into a training montage inspired by 'Kill Bill: Volume 2'.

Pai Mei-inspired beard strokes and scornful chuckles are here, but—much like Beatrix Kiddo—the apprentice soon earns the master's respect. Director Daniel Wolfe pulls out in the final battle, as Leopard Paw, Mantis Claw, and Dragon Tail meet… the Sewey Flip. A much-needed boost to Cristiano Ronaldo's ego, right?

It rounds off an elaborate hint that Powerbeats Pro 2 earbuds might be good for runs, workouts, and other forms of strenuous activity. Though Speed comes to respect the power of stability, we doubt a name change is on the books anytime soon.

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