"The Club"

29 January 2025

45s

Unwelcome guest.

Dollar Shave Club knows that hell hath no fury like a moustache scorned. Edward, for example, recently split up with his facial hair, only for it to track him down to a gentlemen's club for barefaced blokes. The manager has a moustache, but he respects a client's right not to have one. The peace is broken, however, by Edward's crumb catcher voiced by John Guerrasio.

It bursts into the place like a hairy caterpillar on a warpath ("I know you're here, you clean-shaven coward!") and vents its spleen at Edward's friends ("Should we be worried?" "DAMN RIGHT, YOU SHOULD BE!"). Anger soon turns to desperation, though, as the moustache begs to be reunited with Eddie's top lip. Maybe they can make it work this time.

The manager's heard enough by this point, and sucks up the uninvited guest with a vacuum cleaner. Dollar Shave Club—as a brand, as a place—is a refuge for blokes like Edward, and troublemakers like his ex-facial hair will be dealt with accordingly. Viewers who like to feel like they belong will lap this up.

UK

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