"Wanna Play?"

16 June 2025

68s

I've got a confetti to make.

Citroën makes street cleaners' lives hell with a commercial directed by Torben Kjelstrup. When a woman gets behind the wheel of a Citroën Ami and hits the accelerator, the car in front explodes in a cloud of confetti. No need for a factory recall—this is what the French marque wants to happen. The more red, white, and blue confetti the better, it says—a ticker-tape parade for a proper tottie motor.

To the sound of 'Tukuntazo' by Tokischa, Haraca Kiko, and El Cherry Scom, the advertised Ami causes mild, colourful chaos wherever it goes. Does she 'kill' the driver of a loathsome pick-up truck that gets confetti-ed? Its hard to say—maybe he goes where victims of the Blip wound up. If she's guilty, she gets her comeuppance when another Ami owner drives past with a mischievous look on his face.

France

Cars