Production designer Sarah Asmail has joined the Emerging Artists wing at Vision.
Hackney-based production company Sticker Studios have added director Tom Clover to their ranks.
Rogue Films reckon they've signed an "uncut gem" in the form of director Charlie Watts.
Blinkink have completed the quadruple signing of directors Jack Brown, Louis Clichy, Danaé Gosset, and Balázs Simon.
Of course not, but it does make me feel slightly uncomfortable, nonetheless.