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Quorn
(1-25 of 29)

Quorn
"Turk'y"
30s
24 Nov 2017
Quorn guarantee at least some turkeys will survive the winter thanks to their meat-free roast.

Quorn
"Sausages"
20s
10 Oct 2017
Quorn’s long-running Q&A session reaches Hannah’s kitchen as she ponders her mid-week menu.

Quorn
"Nuggets"
20s
1 Sep 2017
Quorn present us with a poser: how do you get children to embrace “posh dip?”

Quorn
"Fajitas"
20s
23 Jun 2017
This latest Quorn commercial claims the ubiquitous meat subsitute can do even fajitas justice.

Quorn
"Barbecue ABC"
20s
20 Jun 2017
Quorn turn their attention to the barbecue market as summer rolls around for meat-eaters and veggies alike.

Quorn
"Thai Green Curry"
20s
8 May 2017
Quorn continue to do an admirable job of making their mysterious meat-free chunks look tempting in this playful ad.

Quorn
"Club Sandwich"
20s
11 Apr 2017
Quorn's new advertising direction looks to persuade audiences that the meat substitute is ideal for any occasion.

Quorn
"Spag Bol"
20s
20 Mar 2017
With this spot, Quorn have significantly changed their approach to conquering the meat-free market.

Quorn
"Adam Peaty"
30s
17 Jan 2017
Despite the lackluster voiceover, we have to hand it to Quorn for making their product look edible.

Quorn
"Kate Richardson-Walsh"
20s
13 Jan 2017
Olympic Gold Medal-winning hockey player Kate Richardson-Walsh appears as the new spokesperson for Quorn's 'mince' and 'chicken' products.

Quorn
"Mo Plays Tennis"
20s
26 Apr 2016
Good old Mo urges us once again to get stuck into the "deliciously healthy protein" that is Quorn.

Quorn
"Mo Plays Football"
20s
1 Jan 2016
As we've stressed before, this stuff isn't pitched at foodies - everything from the packaging to Mo's voice (bless him) suggests that Quorn mince is about as delicious as wet cardboard.

Quorn
"Hot Dogs"
10s
29 Jun 2015
With the allegations surrounding his coach Alberto Salazar, maybe it's best for Mo Farah to take his mind off things by serving more grub from the Quorn catering MObile (yes, very good).

Quorn
"Fun Run"
20s
27 Dec 2014
Dear old Mo, you're not convincing anyone that the splodge of Quorn chilli you're about to eat is so delicious that it's a sacrifice to give it to a small, undiscerning child.

Quorn
"Sausages"
10s
17 Jul 2014
Ooh. Mo Farrar is a lovely chap and all that, but he struggles to deliver a script. But then again, this entire spot for Quorn is struggling

Quorn
"Mo Keeps Going"
30s
1 Jan 2014
Mo Farah endorses the power of Quorn to keep him going like the human Duracell battery he is.

Quorn
"Challenge"
10s
27 May 2013
Quorn. We're sorry, but it will take more than this to stop meat eaters associating the veggie-based pap with earnest types who knit their own lentils.

Quorn
"Spaghetti Bolognese"
20s
1 Jan 2013
Mmm... Quorn. Even in its new, "best ever" incarnation it looks grey and dessicated.

Quorn
"Barbecue"
30s
28 May 2012
Another of those ads for Quorn that manages to suggest it's a substitute for meat without managing to mention that it doesn't have any meat in it.

Quorn
"Reduced Options"
30s
31 Dec 2011
According to this ad, when you are looking to eat more healthily you can find that your options are seriously reduced.

Quorn
"Catch"
20s
15 Aug 2011
This ad is reasonably persuasive but you really can't call their suggestion a "small change".

Quorn
"Sausage & Mash"
20s
24 May 2011
According to this commercial, merely switching from real sausages to the advertised facsimile will transform your meal from something that's tasty and unhealthy into something that's low calorie and wholesome.

Quorn
"Make One Change"
30s
7 Jan 2011
Is this a persuasive style? It looks persuasive and it feels persuasive but isn't the proposition at its heart flawed?

Quorn
"Light On Your Feet"
30s
7 Jan 2009
Animation reminiscent of The Beatles's Yellow Submarine is combined with a voiceover from veteran nutter Stuart Hall.

Quorn
"Hundred Percent Annoying"
30s
18 Jan 2008
The girl who earlier threatened her family with a fork continues to be annoyed that they are eating Quorn.


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