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Fast and Loud
"A Quiet Christmas"
45s
19 December 2013
UK TV Programmes

A motley selection of carol singers serenade a polite homeowner, who unexpectedly invites them in for mince pies. Little do they know he has a plan that means he'll raring to go in the New Year, all psyched and ready for the new series of Fast and Loud. Not for him the misery of braying relatives, unwelcome neighbours and whisky-guzzling mates 24:7; no sir.

Google Nexus
"Oven Woe"

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