AGENCIES Which agency has the best ratings when you add 'em all up and average it out?
DIRECTORS And if you do the same thing with directors, who's top of that list?
CREATIVES Are you one of the twenty-five creatives who's won a coveted place on this list?
AGENCY PRODUCERS Or are you one of the most highly regarded agency producers in the UK?
FILM PRODUCERS You may have worked out that there's a bit of a theme developing by now.
BRANDS Mind you, this one's a bit different as it looks at the brands themselves.
FILM PRODUCTION COMPANIES Another company list - is your place of employment one of those on this list? If so, demand a pay rise - you're obviously doing something right.
POST / EDITING / SOUND COMPANIES We've bundled together all the tertiary companies into a single list. There are a few prominent companies on here that don't subscribe to DAVID. The fools.
DIRECTORS OF PHOTOGRAPHY Are you one of the best twenty-five cinematographers working in advertising? You are? Then you should be on this list.
PRODUCTION DESIGNERS Production design is a relatively new credit on DAVID so if you're not on this list but feel you should be, make sure your work has been credited at DAVID.
You may want to sit down before watching this commercial for IKEA which has kitchen spinning within kitchen to remind us that the room is the centre of every house.
People don't agree on much in this commercials for Hellmann's mayonnaise but one thing they do agree on is their choice of condiment.
A tried and trusted method of focusing attention on what your product or service can do is by highlighting what it cannot do and this idea has been used to excellent effect in the latest film for thetrainline.com.
Highly-esteemed producer Matt Brown has launched start-up film production company Dark Energy.
This neat for Doritos advertises the opportunity for one or more lucky punters to see if they can put a penalty kick past Joe Hart.
The considerable comedy talents of Adam Scott and Alison Brie are upstaged by a lovely performance from DC Pierson as an enthusiastic barman.
Asda's pricing message is given a bit more oomph in a commercial featuring a funky dancing chick designed to draw attention to their Easter offerings.
When you watch this commercial for citizenM by PES, you're already aware that you're witnessing something pretty special before the twist comes along... and then you know are.
Mark Jenkinson's follow up to the Super Bowl ad highlighting the Britishness of villains in Hollywood movies is more than a match for its big budget prequel.
W+K's extraordinary run of commercials for Lurpak has
This five-minute film for Hyundai demonstrates the value of skilled performances.
Waitrose's new ad is a heart-warming tale designed to remind us that we care more when we're invested.
WCRS's opening salvo for B & Q is excellent... but then so was Dare's, McCann's and Karmarama's.
Gary Oldman is silent in the second half of this HTC ad as he urges us to investigate it online.
The Corner's début work for Flybe manages to suggest the airline provides a convenient and inexpensive service while telling a heart-warming tale of fatherly devotion.
Jonathan Glazer's Nike spot whets the appetite for this summer's World Cup in Brazil
Experienced drama director Terry McDonough is available for UK commercials.
THE BLACK BOX
So did BT get the broadband going?
No. They sent a wan-faced youth with the people skills of dead crab who couldn't do anything because of a problem with the line.
If BT weren't institutionally fuck-witted, it might have occurred to them to do a recce in the fortnight since the order was placed instead of offering a display of synchronised shrugging.